We see a woman about 35 years of age observing a clown performing at an event for children. She has a shower curtain wrapped around her body and duct taped onto her flesh. The shower curtain is very conservative — just a simple cream color, no pattern. Her glasses are on upside down and she is clapping. Clinton is “watching” her very intensely on the monitor. His eyelids widen, revealing more and more of his intricately painted glass eyes. He is pretending that her look is repulsive and he suspects that Stacy is beginning to catch on.
Stacy London is also experiencing strong emotions as she watches the video of the new poorly dressed candidate wearing a bathrobe, clapping her hands at the party. A rush of emotions washes over her thin body and she begins to sneeze as she desperately needs another sandwich. Stacy squeezes a flat sandwich out of the pocket of her blazer and slowly takes a bite. The sneezing fit subsides and she is better able to focus on her latest victim.
The Participant is asked to participate in marketing research concerning…
Stacy/Clinton walk the participant through the steps of her life-changing experience — they have heard the same uninspired speech so many times. Clinton frowns and attempts to hand over the Visa Debit Card. Stacy knows that Clinton does not officially have functioning eyes and directs his hand and the card closer to Terri Berri. Staci feels her nose begin to itch and clog and takes a bite of a meatball sub.
Clinton's eyes are essentially just extremely beautiful glass shields covering cavernous holes. Please note that he has some kind of “vision” but specifics are unknown. His origin is uncertain; however, there is some speculation that he is not from any place on earth.
Terri Berri does not externally respond to the events inflicted on her by WNTW. She feels an itching sensation throughout her body. Externally Terri's expressionless face remains expressionless while rivers of tears roll down her itchy cheeks. Her nose is noticeably red due to the steady tear release.
Clinton finds it odd that Terri cannot muster up any sort of appreciation and in the moment begins to question and consider the direction of his life. Stacy has steadily ignored Terri Berri thus far but in a moment of clarity exclaims, “Shut up!” as she knows this catch phrase ALWAYS applies to any situation and contributes to audience enjoyment/disappointment.
Terri Berri flies to New York to begin the life-changing/abusive experience. She has many deep thoughts while in flight. She wonders if Stacy/Clinton are human. She wonders if they are trying to control her brain. She also wonders if they will force her to purchase dark wash denim for casual events. All of these thoughts overwhelmed Terri and she eventually fell into a deep sleep.
Terri was awakened by the feeling of something wet and warm trickling down her brain. After regaining full consciousness, she discovered that a red faced baby had just vomited all over her head. The mother of the baby was very blasé about the huge inconvenience. Terri decided to transform her foul mood into indifference and went back to sleep.
Terri woke up in Clinton's strong arms. He was staring down at her taking in her makeup-less features, wondering if she was actually a person and also wondering if he was a person as well or if he should be a person. Clinton cradled her perfect body with the gentle touch of a depressed young mother. Terri did not perceive the situation to be strange but understood that this was the beginning of a very long short journey of self-discovery.
